What’s the deal?

Wherever you were trying to go, Dave’s not there, man.

Try one of these links:

• home
• super intriguing landing page
• dave’s plan
• about dave
• locking in dave
• dave’s deal
• what dave do
• start here
• start small
• put together a map, hide the treasure
• really cool end part
• service package
• quotes below
• contact
• that page
• plan here
• the basic idea
• suggestion form?
• make it real
• landing page
• introduction
• sit down and think
• ideas
• cheat cards
• considerations
• Swords for Kids
• LITERAL swords for kids
• the making of the noodle sword
• pompous end part
• Gallery
that’s it for now.
Cardiac Stuff

Look at this. You’re in the damn mountains. There are no pirates in the mountains. Something has clearly gone awry.